Did you know that breast cancer is the leading cause of death among women who have cancer?

God applauses your sign of support.

You peruse your closet for pink apparel. You come up with the following items:

1: Pink Leggings with Polka Dots
2: Pink Heart-Shaped Glasses
3: Pink T-Shirt with Unicorn Graphic
4: Pink Rubber Bracelet that says "I LOVE BOOBIES!"

You assemble these items into a conglomerate that those with progressive minds might call an outfit.

If only those brave and forlorn women in the oncology ward could see you now.

You have no doubt in your mind that you're making a difference.

• Brace the Day!