You get in your car and drive to school.
As you turn into the entrance, you pull up to an enormous line of cars.
It's quite a sight, really.
Approximately 50 cars creep towards the entrance to parking lot, traveling at a whopping speed of 5 miles per hour.
Such is the sacrifice we must make, exchanging timeliness for the sake of safety.
What tragedy befalls those who manage to be hit by a car traveling 6 miles per hour!
There is no room for such bloodshed at this good school.